The Lil Ideal Wife Giveaway

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The fastest white rapper tackles a quintessential grammar pet peeve – the difference between “your” and “you’re” – via a Gotye parody. Very, very NSFW, very, very educational. 

The best things since The Elements of Style rap.

( Quipsologies)

» curiosity counts: Airplane Passengers As Explained By Their Pants

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by Wendi Aarons

Wool Suit Pants: Will board before you.

Wool Hunting Pants: Will board after you.

Pleated Dockers: Will loudly talk on cell phone about ROIs and vertical markets.

Pajama Bottoms: Will be flying either to or from a city with a Señor Frog’s.

Sweatpants with Dallas…

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If you’re lucky. And how to get lucky.

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If you’re lucky. And how to get lucky.

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One day, I received flowers in Lego format…

One day, I received flowers in Lego format

Being a geek is all about your own personal level of enthusiasm, not how your level of enthusiasm measures up to others. If you like something so much that a casual mention of it makes your whole being light up like a halogen lamp, if hearing a stranger fondly mention your favorite book or game is instant grounds for friendship, if you have ever found yourself bouncing out of your chair because something you learned blew your mind so hard that you physically could not contain yourself — you are a geek

The Mary Sue defines what it means to be a geek, a beautiful definition that falls (un)surprisingly close to what it means to find purpose and do what you love.

( It’s Okay To Be Smart)

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Poo genie, from Japan. 

Because I am a bloonist too! via Nosebody

Because I am a bloonist too! via Nosebody

“He’s busy talking to an elephant on a banana”

Lego bananaphone - I’ll call for pizza, I’ll call my cat…

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